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top 10 favourite artists
Nothing better to do so I am going to blog again. Monkey just told me to write in English so as not to lose my already minute pool of readers. True, so I am going to write in both English and Japanese. I can assure you that both versions are identical in content (that is you believe that I can translate properly la, so I apologise for any faults in the translation)
かなり暇だったから、今、ブログする。先ほど、猿は英語で書くほうがいいから、さもないと、少ない数の読者が失われるかもしれませんっていました。 だから、私は未来に日本語と英語を両方に使って。つまり、同じ事件を二つ言語で記します。
As I’ve just said, I have nothing better to do, so an IDEA just ejaculXXXed from some part from my brain.
新たなアイヂィアが突然に現れた。
I AM GONNA TO PUBLISH
THE JIANAN’S TOP 1O
僕様がジャナンのトープ１０を発表するだゼイ
Today’s episode will be : THE TOP 10 FAVOURITE SINGERS
Criteria: most importantly will be the prowess in singing. Tone and rhythm especially in live concerts. On top of that, dancing is also very important. Of course a good face and hot figure.
ALL JUDGEMENTS BASED ON MY MOOD, I HEREBY DECLARE THAT I MAKE NO EFFORTS TO ENSURE THAT JUSTICE IS DONE. I WILL MAKE THE UTMOST EFFORT TO EXPLAIN MY CHOICES. IF YOUR OPINION DIFFERS FROM MINE, FEEL FREE TO VOICE OUT, BUT NO PERSONAL ATTACKS.
（日本語がかけません）
NUMBER 1: KODA KUMI 第一番 倖田 來未
Frankly speaking, koda kumi isnt really what one will call a perfect beauty. But entices me is her voice and her character. She can sing and dance quite superbly. When she sings, especially those emo songs, one can really feel it. It touches the heart, the soul.
She got wonderful inner beauty too. She braved the ups and downs in her career, always emerging stronger and stronger. For a brief overview of her life please visit wikipedia (and donate). She is strong and lovable. She is also cute and hot. Although, she cant epitomize both traits. But anyway I like her and she is the No 1.
倖田 來未さんは美人何ですけど、特別に美しくて可愛いっていえない。だが、倖田 來未さんはちゃんと歌えるし、ダンスできるし、性格も良いです。一言で、倖田 來未さんはガ最高だ、満点だ。（日本語で書くのは大変ですね、言いたいことはっきり伝えない。）
NUMBER 2: BoA
She can dance, better than Koda Kumi I think, but she gives me an impression that she is just a normal girl. Her character is not as special or strong as Koda kumi (at least to me)
Can sing, I think her Korean albums are better sung. But I think her career is too smooth, especially after the world cup 2002. She is more like a descriptive essay than a novel. Too perfect liaoz.
日本語で書くのは諦める。日本語またね。
Number 3: Jay Chou
All the Chinese music listeners especially my age will unanimously vote for him (what an understatement) can sing, compose just can’t pronounce properly. He cannot dance too well, alas who cares. He can compose, that is his strongest trait compared to the rest. Mozart of modern music
Number 4: Christina Aguilera
Very sexy and mature voice. Feel people can sing like her. Her body is also quite hot, looks mature type of sexy, blonde but sadly not my type.
Anyway in terms of singing power, she should be number one. Quite a strong character too, always voice out her displeasures.
Number 5: Eminem
Fastest rapper on earth. A lot of meaning hidden in the lyrics. Brought up a bunch of rappers like him such as 50cent. Very vulgar indeed, too much expletives. However, he can bring up the crowd, daring in his words.
Number 6: Otsuka Ai
So Cute, she is the cutest and can sing too. She just stand at one corner and sing and will be able to capture all the attention. I like her albums, all the love blah blah.
Number 7: Westlife
Like their songs. Quite handsome. Their songs are fairly easy to pick up, and everybody can sing them. (fallacy) so we fancy them. Minus points for poor dancing and 7th because the first 6 are just better.
Number 8: David Tao
Perfect singing and tone pitch etc. cant dance though. Too little controversy around them, so a bit boring. + he is a man, cant help it due to my intrinsic character.
Number 9: Linkin Park
Can shout. No elaboration needed. Cool music, but I do not like their newest album Minutes… cant help it
Number 10: Do As Infinity
Cannot dance but can sing. I like the band. They have nothing special, so they are number 10. I like their songs though, and they are able to compose music.(I am out of breath, getting too long. No stamina)
Those who fell off the list examples
Hamasaki ayumi (+looks, apparels – cant sing )
Rain (+dance –singing and looks small eyes, bad for dancers)
Exile (-they touched koda kumi, and I am jealous)
Micheal Jackson (+best dancer in the world, can sing really well – too bad no inner beauty. )
Mariah Carey (+ can sing really well –no figure and I cannot sing her songs)
Stefani sun (+ made in singapore and sing nice songs – bad skin and too skinny, not my type)
yay finally end
jianan[5:15 AM]
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